WBE Blog of Fame Drug Testing

Note: This is fictional, and none of this is to be taken seriously. It is for humor ONLY.

BED= Blog Enhancement Drug

Due to the rumors going around about WBE Blog of Fame nominees and drug use, I've decided to begin my investigation as well as drug testing procedures before the final voting ends on Sunday night. All the of this year's nominees are in question, and I'm going to provide my reasons as to why. I'm going to have the Pinoy Medical Doctor administer the testing, too.

And for the record, I'm an Equal Opportunity Blogger. I humiliate all those using BEDs equally! LOL! Here we go....

Lady Java: She stays up all hours during the day, and routinely updates on multiple blogs. Although I've never seen any signs of Blog Rage, I question how someone can stay up that long and not be on some kind of BED. BED is Blog Enhancement Drug, and not "bed" which she doesn't go to sometimes. Hmmm....LOL! I think she's using Cheerio, which is a blog enhancement steroid drug shaped like the actual cereal that helps her get through even the toughest of days.

Mariuca: How does she drop ECs on three sites, post multiple times a day, tweet on Twitter, work in BWE, and blog hop in a single bound? Either she's a superhero, has her meows blog for her, she's selling BEDs at the Perfume Gallery instead, or she's using BEDs herself. I choose the latter because I don't see how she could do all that otherwise!

Dhemz: This is probably the person I'm questioning the most right now. Why? Because she just recently left for vacation to the Philippines in the midst of this investigation as well as shortly before the inductees are to be announced. She drops ECs, blog hops, posts on multiple sites, goes to school, spends time with her hubby and daughter, wrestles for BWE, and has been in more blogger movies than anyone. HOLY CRANBERRY BATMAN! Someone tell me how she can do all that at once, and not be "clean" of BEDs!

Niko: Is it any coincidence that around the time I posted about her being a WBE Blog of Fame finalist, her blogging activity drops off sharply? Is it because she is waiting to admit to using BEDs? If you're using them to help the health of you and/or your blog, that's one thing. Using them to help you gain an advantage over all other bloggers is another. Yeah, this GIRL RULES for a reason, right? LOL!

Chris Amador: She came up with Mommy Moments, but I have a feeling that the only moment that will be of importance to her soon will be her admitting to BED use. We'll see if that happens. LOL!

Cheth: This guy has an impressive site, but I'm really beginning to wonder if it got that way "cleanly". Plus, he tweets a lot, and has a large following on Twitter. I hope it isn't true because all of his followers won't believe it to be true for a minute!

Mary Anne Velasco: I do have to give Mary credit for not running away from Twitter or her blog while attending school. However, the more I think about it, the more I believe she may have used BEDs more than anyone. Explain to me how someone goes from calling another 'd for about a year, then suddenly calls him "David" for a month straight without shortening the name? And she wrestles in BWE, too. Sorry Mary, no New Year's Resolution comes that easily without some kind of "help" in the way of BEDs! LOL!

Dorothy L: I never thought I would associate her with BEDs until she admitted to me that she took CPR and First Aid training courses about two months ago. With all she does, this has to be a clever diversion to not investigate her for BED use! LOL!

Jade: I haven't heard from her in a long while. I need not say anymore! LOL!

LAINY: Now this is quite possibly the most controversial case of the nominees. She left her blog for health reasons, and has come back better than ever with her writing. Most people I know would take over a year to recover, and never reach the elite skills she has as a blogger much less still post entries! If it comes out she used BEDs to blog at an elite level, she can rename her other blog "Our Journey To Never! As in never making the WBE Blog of Fame!. LOL!

Colin Immelman: C'mon, man. Dorothy is already under suspicion by me, and she helped you with the idea of the "Leg Show". That isn't an idea that comes up like turning on a light switch, you know?

Budiawan Hutasoit: If someone else can give me a good reason why he's one of the top and inspirational Indonesian bloggers, then I would believe he's never used BEDs. Yes, I'm convinced he used the "House of Book" to study these BEDs as well as find ways to not be tested positively using them. LOL!

Jackie: She left her site in the height of all this. Enough said.

Zorlone: He tweets like a wild man and his poetry is top notch...for a reason. Plus, he won the Blogoversary contest run by Lainy, who is also going to be tested for BEDs. I think if he's used BEDs, that his win in that contest as well as others he's won should be stricken from the records!

Okay, okay. Hey, I'll be tested as well because I'm "linked" to all these bloggers!

This was just for humor, but I also want to draw your attention to the 2010 WBE Blog of Fame voting. You have until this Sunday night at 11:59pm est(11:59am or 12:59pm for those in SE Asia) to vote if you haven't yet. I'll remove the poll after the deadline, and post one at a time the ones elected into the WBE Blog of Fame! Thanks.